Archive for November, 2008

I know we all enjoy the email ‘flame’ wars we have seen posted on the net -I love ’em. I have decided to take ‘flame’ wars in a differnt direction –LAUNDRY WARS !!

Let me preface this story with the fact that I live an apartment and share a communal washer/dryer with the other eight apartments in my building. I also have the most annoying neighbor ever (we shall call her ‘Rose’) who lives upstairs from me -she is awful (more on that later).

Last night I was bored and decided to do some laundry – I loaded up my clothes and headed to the laundry room. Rose has a tendency to leave notes all over the place regarding cleanliness -but this one crossed the line….

The following is what I saw when I viewed the dryer and after that pic a scan of the actual note (notice the bottle of Lysol)…..picture-006Here’s the scan of the of the note

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Considering I was bored -this launched me into a festive mood and I knew what had to be done –LAUNDRY WAR!!!

This is a pic of my posted response and a scan of the response to this idiotic idea….

picture-009The response-

scan0002Hopefully this will provide some good entertainment (at least I will be laughing)…….

“I love the smell of napalm in the morning – it smells like victory”  -Robert Duvall in “Apocalypse Now”

Laundry Wars -we shall see……

GF

Maybe a good slathering of Baconaise would help out with the ‘bitter’ aftertaste of this high protein sandwich…. (I’m sure I’ll hear some crap about this one)
GF

Atheism -Because babies are tasty